ME AS A COMPANION

  • Me: I want to see the Beatles live
  • Me: I want to meet Misha Collins before he was famous
  • Me: I want to punch Hitler in the face
  • Me: I want to win the lottery 700 times
  • Me: I want to go to the beginning of time and write "YOLO" on the side of a cliff face
  • Me: I want to have sex with the Doctor
  • Me: that's you btw
  • Me: i want to go to comic con
  • Me: I want to invest in Apple stock
  • Doctor: SHUT THE FUCK UP